Post by dragonblue on Feb 18, 2009 10:59:25 GMT -5
These are the things in films that piss me off. It makes a good movie sooo predictable, turns an ending into an ending that you might as well have been told what was going to happen because you d**n knew it would!
1. Main dude marries poor helpless woman who he had to rescue.
2. Evil dude is somehow related to the main dude.
3. There's a really f**king annoying sidekick (who shouts out puns at really inappropriate times just so the movie can have a second genre.)
4. The Evil dude never carries out his own assassinations.
5. Main guy can't kill the evil guy on their first meeting because he doesnt have the right power-up/muscle-pump/magic potion.
6. The Evil dude has a bad case of 'Mwuahahahahaha's'.
7. Main guy has to travel miles just to get to the evil dude's house, despite the fact that the shot showed it as being on 'that really dark stormy hill not so far away.'
8. Main guy and his sidekick go through an old town full of weird people who distract him at every opportunity.
9. Some random guy will give the main guy something (map, potion, key, amazingly glowy sword which will kill bad guys in one hit)
10. Evil dude's eyes glow Red... wtf?! How?!
11. The thundercloud is psychic.. it knows when the Evil dude is plotting his revenge. Muahahaha...*thunderclap*...hahahaha!
12. The poor helpless woman's clothes get tighter and tighter as the film goes on.
13. Despite having fought in the mud, the Main dude's hair and clothes remain perfectly tidy and intact.
1. Main dude marries poor helpless woman who he had to rescue.
2. Evil dude is somehow related to the main dude.
3. There's a really f**king annoying sidekick (who shouts out puns at really inappropriate times just so the movie can have a second genre.)
4. The Evil dude never carries out his own assassinations.
5. Main guy can't kill the evil guy on their first meeting because he doesnt have the right power-up/muscle-pump/magic potion.
6. The Evil dude has a bad case of 'Mwuahahahahaha's'.
7. Main guy has to travel miles just to get to the evil dude's house, despite the fact that the shot showed it as being on 'that really dark stormy hill not so far away.'
8. Main guy and his sidekick go through an old town full of weird people who distract him at every opportunity.
9. Some random guy will give the main guy something (map, potion, key, amazingly glowy sword which will kill bad guys in one hit)
10. Evil dude's eyes glow Red... wtf?! How?!
11. The thundercloud is psychic.. it knows when the Evil dude is plotting his revenge. Muahahaha...*thunderclap*...hahahaha!
12. The poor helpless woman's clothes get tighter and tighter as the film goes on.
13. Despite having fought in the mud, the Main dude's hair and clothes remain perfectly tidy and intact.