Croc
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Sarcasm
Mar 29, 2009 16:59:55 GMT -5
Post by Croc on Mar 29, 2009 16:59:55 GMT -5
Sarcastic quotes..
-- I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.
--Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence
-- Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
-- I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?
-- A healthy adult male bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience.
--If I seem to give a d**n, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression.
--Every cloud has a silver lining (except for the mushroom shaped ones, which have a lining of Iridium & Strontium 90).
Nil illegitimo carborundum- (Don't let the bastards get you down)
At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well ...basically... your house burned even faster.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the f**k did the ceiling go?!"
I'm not here, I've gone out to look for myself. If I come back before I return, please tell me to wait.
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Sarcasm
Mar 29, 2009 17:22:53 GMT -5
Post by Blastile on Mar 29, 2009 17:22:53 GMT -5
Lol, those are funny.
I have some..
I'm really worried. Something in my head keeps telling me i'm schizo.
It's strange how watching your enemies suffer cures your migraine completely.
Why do I like sarcasm? I don't know. Why DO I like sarcasm? Why don't you ask him?
I like you. People say I’ve got no taste, but I like you.
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
You can't buy my respect... it's To Let only.
Oh, I'm sorry. From afar you looked like someone I cared about. I'm ever, ever so sorry...
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
Even though I hate you, I love to sit and watch you. Well I need to do something before my shotgun arrives in the post!
Let me take a photograph of your face. It'll make the authority's job easier when they try to identify the corpse.
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